Published unclejimmy chronicles over the last 10 weeks.
Oct 31, 2026
Spoiler alert: It didn't work out for the today. Spoiler alert: I didn't take any action photos today. I was locked in and there were a lot of special guests today. Spoiler alert: That's the last lame 67 joke of 's high school career.âŠ
open original chronicle âOct 31, 2026
Since I don't want to disappoint with the today...... Don't let his listening ears fool you, he does not listen. Whispers: he listens very well and he's a . It's just disgusting how disgusting this love is. Don't tell about micro plastics.âŠ
open original chronicle âOct 30, 2026
I'm flat . Not currently all that motivated to be here even. What to write? don't care 'bout none of that tho. He's a very good boi.
open original chronicle âOct 29, 2026
No work today. Lotta instead. I hope this is enough content . I also stopped by to see and help again today. Forgot to snap the shot though.
open original chronicle âOct 28, 2026
Record scratch...... Okay, who am I kidding? This is the real . I forgot to include that photo last night. Good lad.
open original chronicle âOct 28, 2026
Did someboday say home? I've been relieved of my duties. Well, well, look who was waiting for me. Hi .
open original chronicle âOct 27, 2026
There's no way I could tell this story tonight to give it the emotional impact it deserves. Like, I almost didn't even consider the possibility of victory tonight. What's higher than cloud nine? 'Round these parts it is called cloudâŠ
open original chronicle âOct 25, 2026
Quick pivot over to my newest . We're still here keeping the doggy daycare business up and running. She's a good listener. I have spoiled her a little bit.
open original chronicle âOct 23, 2026
Wait, it is Sectionals already? It's Friday? Same night as Game One of the World Series? It was about point thirteen when I realized...... Yup, that point thirteen. And then there's always the doggers (when available). The point I wasâŠ
open original chronicle âOct 22, 2026
Who's entrance music is that? This worked his ass off from a complete noob to getting his name etched in the books. I could not be more proud of our boi. Love you, . Rolls Royce pull up, black boy hop out Shoutout to my mother and myâŠ
open original chronicle âIâm a bit of a rabble rouser. Okay, Iâm a major rouser of the rabble. If there are any number of people in a room debating whether or not to try something, Iâll immediately try it. Iâve gotten better at controlling this impulse over the years, but not enough to where nikkigirl doesnât still get worried every time I leave the house without her.
These days I mostly try to channel this instinct into keeping myself, and by extension those around me, on our toes. Thereâs an advantage to be gained if none of us, myself included, know what Iâm about to do next. Itâs electric boogie woogie, woogie.
For the smallest amongst us my showing up can have the feel of a traveling circus showing up to your hood. In that case, I aim to please. Step into my tent and watch my death defying high wire act! Parents close your eyes.
Once we step outside of ourselves and move past ego, we land on my favorite me. Loving husband, father, and trusted best pal. Iâm loyal, empathetic, and strive to hold my heart open to everyone who needs it.
If you throw the entirety of these egos into a cauldron, out pops đunclejimmy.
The đunclejimmy alter comes from Amber once noting that I didnât strike her as a jimmy. I then spent an entire weekend getting my nephews to start calling me đunclejimmy. There was some of the olâ rabble in need of rousing after all. Iâve spent years now regretting the box I put myself in because I think Iâve heard it at least 10,000 times at this point.
It now rattles around in my headspace, rent free.
I also had a kind teacher try to help me out in 7th grade and he was the only person I can ever remember calling me jimmy before..........another story for another time.
Remember, above all else, do NOT take yourself, let alone me, too seriously.
The Storyteller. The Showman. The Human Layer.
đunclejimmy is the social soul of the ecosystem - part host, part hype man, part neighborhood philosopher. He brings warmth and rhythm to the data-driven world of shaolin. When things get too technical, đunclejimmy steps in to remind everyone why it matters - through humor, nostalgia, and local flavor.
Mantra: âIf it ainât got heart, it ainât worth building.â