i love you
forever one love, dad
squad
living proof
i wrote this post in my head while listening to the closing song on this post on repeat as i made my way to card & coin. if you input a few simple variables, card & coin is my favorite place on earth. it’s run by a crusty dude who doesn’t give two <redacted> about
prototype
the past few years i’ve made it a point to not get anything for mah baby on valentine’s day and that was no different again this year. i make sure to loudly and proudly pronounce this to nichol in an attempt to normalize it, because made up date things are stupid. birthdays, holidays, really any
in da club
go, go, go, go, go, go go, shorty it’s your birthday we gon’ party like it’s your birthday we gon’ sip soda pop like it’s your birthday and you know we don’t give a <redacted> it’s not your birthday happy birthday noah! noah’s the lil homie. fiddy’s line about not caring it’s not your birthday
new day
big shake up inside of tullyelly enterprises. earlier today amber announced her retirement as a rotation player to begin a transition into a full-time front office role as director of sports medicine. giannis offered the following statement on the transition, “we’re excited to partner with amber as she grows within our organization, and she gets
takeover
jigga what? that’s what management at tullyelly enterprises is thinking after this stunning coup earlier today. ellyot has declared herself the boss and acting social media manager. when reached for comment, outgoing boss james had the following to say: “she made a compelling, because i said so case. there was little to do other than