February 2022

prototype

the past few years i’ve made it a point to not get anything for mah baby on valentine’s day and that was no different again this year. i make sure to loudly and proudly pronounce this to nichol in an attempt to normalize it, because made up date things are stupid. birthdays, holidays, really any […]

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in da club

go, go, go, go, go, go go, shorty it’s your birthday we gon’ party like it’s your birthday we gon’ sip soda pop like it’s your birthday and you know we don’t give a <redacted> it’s not your birthday happy birthday noah! noah’s the lil homie. fiddy’s line about not caring it’s not your birthday

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champion sound

what’s that i hear? is that a champion sound coming from the milwaukee bucks locker room? i finally caved and opened the 2020-21 panini instant nba milwaukee bucks champions limited edition box I’ve been sitting on for however many months. when i received the set and realized i should have ordered 2, 1 to open,

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new day

big shake up inside of tullyelly enterprises. earlier today amber announced her retirement as a rotation player to begin a transition into a full-time front office role as director of sports medicine. giannis offered the following statement on the transition, “we’re excited to partner with amber as she grows within our organization, and she gets

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a beautiful mine

another reason i was charged up to create this website was to have a place to capture our interesting, if random and totally meaningless, card collecting milestones. one of which recently passed: 01/30/22 – the one year anniversary of me joining tcdb. (if you are new here, check out our introduction page) for about forever

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takeover

jigga what? that’s what management at tullyelly enterprises is thinking after this stunning coup earlier today. ellyot has declared herself the boss and acting social media manager. when reached for comment, outgoing boss james had the following to say: “she made a compelling, because i said so case. there was little to do other than

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enter the wu-tang

Welcome you, and you, and you. Not you though. I created this site and am writing this blog because I got COVID, had a night filled with fever dreams that included an idea to write poetry to my father (please hold), multiple waves of tears – true story – and ultimately the idea that all

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